Earlier today, during a speech in Coral Gables, Florida, Obama was interrupted by a group of black people carrying signs denouncing him as a supporter of gay marriage, abortion, and the KKK. At first, Obama supported their right to be there and carry their signs, if they would just let him continue his speech. After interrupting him several more times, the group were escorted out of the building. Who were these protestors, and what were they after?

Calling themselves “Blacks Against Obama,” they alleged that Obama has been endorsed by the KKK, and that “Jessie Jackson Hates Obama.” Their home-made signs had the words “Michael Warns” on the bottom, which links to the website www.michaelwarns.com.

The site is almost entirely devoid of content, except for listing an address somewhere in Miami and a link to the site, www.michaeldefeatssatan.com. The second link is a lot more fruitful in terms of content, despite sharing the similarly unfinished qualities of the first site. Almost all of the links are dead, and the content forms are still left from the template the site was designed on: “Page Title Here” and “A quote or missions statement about the firm here” litter the site.

Website design aside, It seems that Michael — or Michael The Black Man as he prefers to be called — is a charismatic preacher who leads a cult-like church that preaches to black men against the evils of women. The e-mail address listed to contact Michael is bigboss1043@yahoo.com, and Michael seems to run a daily video sermon programme where he sings and talks about the ways to redeem “BLACK MEN,” [sic] which mostly seems to be by avoiding any contact of feelings for women. In fact, the ailing of black men in the United States is placed entirely upon the shoulders of black women, child support, and the Democratic Party:

HER NAME IS JEZEBEL, 1/3 OF THE  BLACK WOMEN OF AMERICA. This book is written to primarily show the BLACK MAN and the WORLD the true source of their problem…33% of the Black Women of America (BABYLON). GOD is angry with worshipping this WOMAN LILITH the devil.

Michael’s latest sermon begins with: “If you are an Obama supporter, you’re going to be crushed. Because you think that nigger is the shepherd, but the Lord said he will smite the shepherd. So I’ve got to smite him.” As he speaks, a crowd located off camera calls out “yes, sir!” to every comment. He then goes on to call Whoopi Goldberg, Oprah, and other black women whores. For additional flavour, he goes on to comment that “white men are not the devil, they’re too stupid to be the devil.” “Childsupport is hell. Childsupport equals you are a non-entity.”

The site also has an image of Obama with red devils horns painted on top, listing the “reasons not to vote for Obama:”

1. Make child support Federal

2. Believes in abortions

3. Believes in gay marriages

Oprah gets a similar treatment on the site, where she is called the Devil, but little clarification or justification is given, other than that she likely supports woman’s rights. 

Frankly, this is nothing but good news for Obama. Why? One of the catchiest group names was just taken up by crazy people. Think about it: John Kerry was nailed by the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth. What could be better for McCain than Blacks Against Obama? If they were 50% less crazy, I’d be willing to bet their group leader would have been booked on Fox News tomorrow. A book would be hurried to press.

But no-one is going to put Michael The Black Man on TV. Obama wins.